Anti-Cockblocker

Cockblocking.
One of the most despised past times I know of.
Why? NO ONE likes a cockblocker.
Cockblockers don't even get along with cockblockers.
That's how you know it's sad.
Why do people cockblock? Well, I tried to think of
some reasons:

1) Jealousy. Which is dumb because cockblocking
isnt gonna make the other person want you any more
than they already did, it might even make them want
you less or not at all.
2)Humor. Some people think it's funny to cockblock.
Well, it's not. So don't fucking do it. Why? Because one
day your gonna do it to the wrong person and get
your ass kicked. Thats why.