Alexa has a lil dick. lol

i fuckin love alexa joi mayes.
she's like my best friend.
no no no.
like REALLY my best friend.
we take care of each other.
when she needs something, im there
and vice versa.
i would fight for her, and do like
serious damage.
shes like my fuckin sister.
we dont call each other oour "aces, or ride or die"
cuz we're not that fuckin lame
and dont need to.
we act just alike and finish each others
sentences like sick ass twins.
whenever i think i've done something
remotely insane i just call her and she understands
cuz our brains are identical.
the only girl ill ever steal a ladder for,
she gets on my nerves too, but i like her.
and chances are, i dont like you so...
yeah whatever
alexa the best
alexa the smartest
alexa the bummiest
i love alexa
SO HOMO!! jk